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A dirty stove top. When finished cooking, all food particles should be cleaned off the stove.

A well done steak or burger when it was ordered "rare"

Adware, spyware, popups, viruses and other things that download themselves and install automatically

Air Guitar. Don’t do it. You look like a dork.

Airline speak (like: "The lavatories ARE equipped with smoke detectors, so DO refrain...")

An unmade bed.

Annoying nervous (forced sounding) laughs.

Anti-climactic ends to long lists.

Anyone – male or female- who says “We’re pregnant”. Are they sharing a uterus?

At a restuarant, bread cut only halfway, instead of into slices.

At a restuarant, when they clean the tables nearby with a bleach solution, smelling up my area.

Athletes who point to the sky after scoring.

Babies sitting on laps in cars.

Backwash.

Bad breath.

Barbecue restaurants with happy pigs on the sign.

Barking dogs when I am trying to sleep.

Bars where the music is too loud.

Bathing suit tops as clothing.

Bathroom stalls with a mirror so you can see your whole self while seated

Being asked my telephone number/account number AFTER I already entered in using the keypad on my phone. I thought I was supposed enter that info to "better assist me".

Being put on the speakerphone without warning

Being the first one at any party.

Bosses who think your job is your life.

Broken spines on paperback books.

Business buzz words: synergistic, globalize, paradigm shift, etc.

Caps Lock in text or in email, when PEOPLE SHOUT.

Car alarms that signal that they are on by honking.

Car passengers that throw their doors wide open without first checking to make sure it is safe to do so.

Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of their human's sleeping habits, and decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff at 4 AM.

Celebrities claiming to be environmentalists.

Cell Phone Drivers

Characters in movies always order food then end up leaving the table long before the food could be served.

Characters that have just met each other in movies arrange dates without exchanging any contact or meet information.

Chasing after a ping pong ball.

Chewing gum on the sidewalk.

Children's hand prints on the windows in car.

Clicking pens.

Clipping toenails in bed.

Clipping your nails at work.

Commercials in movie theaters.

Companies that outsource their customer service to India, but then those support reps don't have full access to all the needed info, so eventually they transfer you back to a manager in the US to deal with it.

Conspiracy theories.

Conversational High-Fives: High-fiving at any time other than when one is actively playing a sport

Cops who spin/burn their tires, with no emergency. No one else is allowed to.

Cops who tailgate you, unsafely for miles as if you’re driving to slow, them knowing you’re not going to speed up, because there is a cop behind them!

Couples that own a dog together and call themselves mommy and daddy.

Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.

Co-workers that try to sell stuff to you at work.

Cracking your knuckles.

Cussing in public, especially in front of senior citizens.

Cutesy intentional misspellings: ” lite” ” kwik” ” ‘R ” for are.

Dining with a picky eater (they can never order off the menu without customizing every aspect of the meal).

Dirty dishes in the sink.

Dirty keyboards.

Dirty restaurant bathrooms. It makes me wonder how clean the kitchen is.

Dog poop on the sidewalk.

Dogs running around on a flatbed truck, which is going highway speed.

Double dippers.

Double negatives.

Dried toothpaste in the sink.

Drivers who don't use a turn signal.

Drivers who drive slow in the left lane.

Drivers who make u-turns where they are not allowed to.

Drivers who signal after they make a lane change.

Drivers who tailgate.

Drivers who won't turn right on red.

Driveways that make cars bottom out.

Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.

Dull pencils.

Eating in bed and leaving crumbs

Email with no subject.

Explanations that begin with the word "Again".

Failing to take a backpack into account when turning or backing into people

Fake laughter.

Family members who do not talk to you for years, but when they need or want something, act like nothing happened.

Famous people name their kids strange names.

Fax machines that call my home number.

Feeling a little juvenile when the waitress sees your drawings on the table at the Macaroni Grille and you're over the age of eight.

Films censored and cut (for length) to be put on television.

Finding a shoe and not finding its mate next to it

Finding the end of the program hasn't taped after sitting riveted for almost two hours.

Flakes! People that cancel plans constantly.

Forks whose tines don't stand up in a perfectly straight line

Free offer that always have a catch.

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Getting behind someone that will not drive up to the speed limit.

Getting fruit in your bag on Halloween.

Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.

Girls who wear way too much make up.

Going out to dinner with a big group, eating $10 worth of food and having to split the whole bill and ending up paying much more than you ate.

Going through the drive thru, then having to go back when they screw your order up.

Going to a restaurant within the last hour before closing and everyone is cleaning,sweeping and slamming stuff around to get out of their quickly and at buffet the food is gone or old and dried up.

Gossip.

Gray snow that won't melt; piled up on the side of the road

Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient

Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.

Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel.

Guys who leave the toilet seat up.

Guys who wear wifebeaters (and nothing else for a shirt) in public.

Hair in the shower drain.

Hair on the soap.

Hair strands left on shower walls.

Having a drawer full of unknown cords, transformers, adapeter, etc.

Having to dress up for work just to have it downpour when you step outside.

Having to explain the same thing more than once.

Having to go to a UPS / FEDEX office to pickup a package.

Having to use more than one remote control (one for TV, dvd player, cable box, TIVO, etc.)

Hearing classic songs that I grew up with...pimping products on commericals.

How clothes hangers get all tangeled with each other

How commercialized the holidays are.

How commercials are so much louder than the TV shows.

How hard it is to open a new music CD.

How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.

How people merging onto a highway or interstate always fail to reach a merging speed and cause havoc.

Hypocrites (yeah, you know who your are)

I hate it when people take healthy food and fry it up in butter and eat it because it's "good for them".

I hate it when people tickle me.

I hate people who have no idea what "personal space" is.

I hate slow people walking in front of me.

I hate when restaurant staff starts clearing dishes away when not everyone has finished eating -- leaving the one person at a table of four to feel bad they haven't finished yet.

I know they have to do this, but I hate having servers recite the specials to me. Because I have never ordered a special, and hate having to feign interest in them.

Ice cream with freezer burn.

If you are able to drink everything but one little drop of milk or juice, whatever...DON'T put it back in the fridge! Just finish it.

If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.

Ignorant people.

Improper use of the word ironic

In an obviously crowded restaurant, people who linger long after receiving their check.

In mini golf when you miss the hole three times in a row less than a foot away.

Incorrect use of apostrophe's.

Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.

Junk mail.

Keeping your Christmas lights up until February.

Kids who tease dogs through a fence.

Kids with baggy pants hangin below their ass.

Lawn ornaments.

Lazy people.

Litterbugs.

Loud motorcycles.

Made up car names that are not even real words.

Making me talk to your boyfriend/girlfriend who i have never actually met when i call you on the phone, saying something like, "oh here - talk to [---]".

Men on trains who insist on sitting with their legs spread wide like they got something there.

Men who ogle or whistle at women who walk down the street.

Men who refer to “babysitting” their own children.

Men who refer to their wife as ” the wife”- a wife is not an object.

Men who talk down to women.

Mispronunciation of words.

Motel pillows.

Movie sequels that are unnecessary.

Movie talkers

Mumbling, then annoyedly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.

Needless meetings.

No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms.

Noisy eaters.

Not having enough quarters to do laundry.

Not knowing if you've taken two pictures with a camera or there are just two left

Not letting things go the first time someone says stop.

Not washing hands after using the bathroom.

Not Washing Hands After Using the Restroom

Obnoxious doorbell ringers.

Overuse of the word "Like"

Pants on men that are too short.

Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.

Parents who have their children on leashes.

Parents who plead with toddlers.

Paying alot of money for a meal and getting a baby sitter only to have someone elses kids screaming.

Pee anywhere other than in a toilet.

Peop;e who chew with their mouth open

People abbreviating words when they speak.

People at a store/supermarket who wait in a long checkout line, and then when they finally need to pay they take forever to find their checkbook/cash/credit card.

People at Wal*Mart Supercenter who enter thru the exit and exit thru the enter.

People letting their dogs use my yard as their toilet.

People putting their feet out of car windows.

People say "carmel" instead of "caramel". Is it really that hard to pronounce that extra letter?

People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone.

People that burp loudly in public.

People that cannot simply take their trash to the trash bin in places such as fast food restaurants, shopping malls etc.

People that do not flush the toliet in public restrooms.

People that don't answer e-mail.

People that don't list prices on websites, stores, and infomercials.

People that don't return your phone calls.

People that don't use coasters.

People that fart in public.

People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking.

People that make tons and tons of noise while working out.

People that pop and smack their chewing gum.

People that realize that a lane of traffic is backed up so they go into the next lane over because it is moving quicker and they go up to the front and expect someone to just let them back over in that lane.

People that say they don't like a certain food before they try it, and refuse to eat it .

People that snoop.

People that tailgate when your driving.

People that wait until the last minute.

People throwing trash into a recycle bin.

People trying to enter an elevator when people IN the elevator haven't left yet.

People walking around in ridiculous 'fashionable' shoes that are clearly hurting their feet.

People When they clean the tables nearby with a bleach solution. While I am glad they are sanitary, the smell of bleach can really quelch my appetite. having obviously PRIVATE conversations on their cell phone in public places.

People who act like they're in their own living room at an event (concert, ballgame, play, movies or a restaurant).

People who always have to be right and have the last word.

People who always look to start a fight.

People who are always late.

People who are always negative.

People who are clearly unhappy and yet pretend like everything is just fine.

People who are late.

People who are mean to animals.

People who are over age 21 who say the word "dude".

People who are stingy with money when they clearly have a lot of it.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"

People who ask you what time it is.

People who assume far too much.

People who bite their nails.

People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure.

People who blow their horn at you the nano-second the light changes to green.

People who blow their nose at the dinner table or in the kitchen when you're eating or cooking.

People who borrow stuff and never give it back.

People who brag about how trashed they got the night before.

People who bring their babies to the movies.

People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they thought.

People who call but don't leave a message.

People who can't complete a sentence without saying "you know".

People who can't decide on one radio/tv station, and constantly flip back and forth.

People who can't seem to see any faults in their kids or their mothers.

People who can't seem to understand that " red eyes" are possible to remove in photos.

People who can't wait to file a lawsuit in order to get rich quick.

People who carry a one sided conversation

People who chat online (instant messaging) while I'm on the phone with them.

People who clear their throats in a disgusting way.

People who complain out loud while waiting in a long line at the store.

People who constantly get up in movie theaters.

People who constantly sniffle.

People who cook for you, and use the same spoon multiple times to taste what they are cooking while cooking it, like for pasta sauce or soup.

People who don’t know or don’t care that they have NO tail lights working, at all.

People who don’t put two spaces after a period when they type.

People who don't accelerate fast enough at a stop light, especially if you're in the left lane.

People who don't care what's going on in our country.

People who don't cash checks you give them in a timely manner.

People who don't control their bratty children.

People who don't cover their mouth while sneezing or coughing.

People who don't dress their age

People who don't hold the elevator for you.

People who don't know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.

People who don't listen when you are talking to them. How many times have you said a few sentences to someone only to have them suddenly say "what did you just say? I wasn't paying attention."

People who don't look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.

People who don't move to the back of the bus when there is plenty of room to do so.

People who don't perform their duties at work.

People who don't pick up after themselves.

People who don't say "thank you" or even acknowledge you when you hold the door for them.

People who don't stop at stop signs.

People who don't use deoderant.

People who don't use their turn signal, tailgate, and cut you off

People who don't vote and then complain about the results.

People who don't want to learn anything new because they know it all.

People who double park.

People who dress their pets.

People who drink directly out of the milk/orange juice container.

People who drive past me on a crosswalk.

People who eat while talking on the phone to me.

People who finish my sentences for you.

People who give their kids weird names

People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.

People who habitually need favors.

People who honk in front of a house instead of getting out of the car and ringing the doorbell.

People who ignore yield signs.

People who interrupt you and direct the conversation to themselves.

People who interrupt you to correct your grammar/speech, paying no attention to the point you are trying to make.

People who invade my seat space, like on airplanes or in movie theaters.

People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.

People who leave farts in elevators that I subsequently enter. Then the next person thinks it's me.

People who leave food that can spoil (milk, butter, etc.) out too long, instead of putting it back in the fridge when they are done.

People who leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of taking them back to the corral.

People who leave the door open when they go to the bathroom.

People who leave their children in their cars while they run into the store.

People who leave their pets in their hot cars in the summer.

People who let dogs that jump up on everyone loose in public.

People who love to point out how wrong everyone else is while they are a walking train wreck

People who make out in public.

People who make small talk with a cashier when there’s a long line behind them.

People who make up words.

People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house.

People who mumble.

People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.

People who overuse quotes from movies or TV.

People who people park a shopping cart in the middle of the aisle in Wal-Mart or grocery store, blocking the way for others and then walking away to gather items.

People who pick their nose in public.

People who pick their teeth in public.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.

People who push alcohol at social functions.

People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.

People who put their feet up on the seat in front of them in movie theaters.

People who quote movies just because they can.

People who read a story, and purposely skip pages so that it ends quicker.

People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter.

People who read over your shoulder on public transportation.

People who read the paper while driving.

People who refer to themselves in the third person.

People who refuse to expand their musical horizons.

People who respond to my emails but don't include the text of the previous email in their email.

People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there.

People who say "Bra" or "bro" when it's not their brother.

People who say "It's always in the last place you look".

People who say I can't, without even trying.

People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".

People who say, "Goddamnit" or "Jesus Christ" when they're angry.

People who scrape their fork around the plate.

People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.

People who smoke right outside the door of a nonsmoking establishment, getting smoke all over everybody who enters/leaves.

People who snap their gum.

People who spell "you're" as "your."

People who spit on the ground and don't look first to see if anybody is around.

People who spit when they talk.

People who stare.

People who stick their USED gum just about anywhere (under a table or chair, on the ground, etc.)

People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator.

People who stop right infront of you when your walking through town.

People who straddle multiple lines at the drug store.

People who style their hair during Mass.

People who take forever to order food while I'm in line.

People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.

People who talk on their cell phone at the movies.

People who talk, whistle or sing to themselves at work.

People who tell you "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" And when you do try it and it sucks.

People who text during a movie.

People who think that they are the only one with correct background for understanding an issue.

People who think the seat next to them is a place to plunk down their gym bag/back pack on a crowded bus.

People who throw cigarette butts on the beach.

People who try to talk to you when you are going to the bathroom.

People who turn their stereos up full blast in their apartment building and have no consideration of others.

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People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant.

People who use self checkout lanes but don’t know how to use them and slow us all down.

People who use the phrase "110%" (or even more % sometimes).

People who use the word "gay" to mean "lame".

People who use their caller ID like an answering service. Example: "Hello?" "Yeah, someone call me from this number?" "Umm, who are you?" "Who is this?" "You called this number. Did you get a message?" "I haven't checked my messages. This number just came up". Etc..

People who use unnecessary abbreviations, like w/e (whatever), w/o (without) and j/k (just kidding).

People who walk their dogs and let them poop indiscriminately (like on someone's lawn), and does not pick it up.

People who wear sunglasses indoors.

People who whistle through their noses while just breathing.

People who whistle when they are happy.

People who will write something borderline mean, but then follow it up with a smiley face :)

People who won't take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying, screaming, etc.

People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.

People who write "Noone" instead of "No one".

People who write checks during check-out. I hate waiting.

People who write on dirty car windshields

People who zig zag in and out of lanes on the expressway.

People with bad table manners.

People with poor umbrella etiquette.

People, when asked how they are doing, say “good” when they should use “well”.

People/kids who tap their pencil during a test.

Pieces of fat on meat.

Piling up clothes in the corner of the room instead of putting them in the hamper.

Rappers who thank God at awards cermonies.

Referring to any government agency as "the Fed".

Relying on someone else to take a picture because I want to be in it, and it ends up coming out off-centered and out-of-focus.

Restaurants that give you rolls, but never enough butter to go with them.

Restaurants that have a no smoking section which is only several feet away from the smoking section.

Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink.

Retail clerks that ignore the live customer to help somebody that interrupts by phone

Roadmaps that aren't folded correctly.

Saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped on.

Shopping carts with a broken wheel.

Sick people who cough near you.

Singing along with the music when you don't actually know the words.

Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.

Skinny jeans on men

Sneezing in your hand and shaking someone's hand afterward.

Snorting when you laugh.

Someone opening a cabinet door or drawer and leaving it open.

Someone standing over my shoulder reading the computer screen.

Spammers.

Speed bumps.

Speed Bumps.

Spit flying out of people's mouth by accident.

Stomping on the floor to simulate knocking on a door.

Stores with TV monitors at the checkouts that play commercials.

Stores/companies that charge extra if you pay by credit card.

Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.

Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.

Tables at restuarants that are next to or in the direct line of view of the restrooms. I don't want to look at and think about people going to the bathroom while I eat.

Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it

Tangled phone cords.

Tapping.

Telemarketers.

The "yes but" people.

The creepers at red lights. You know, those people that start inching forward in their cars…slowly…until the light turns green.

The habit of tossing dirty silverware into garbage disposal part of the sink

The naming of celebrity couples (Bennifer, TomKat, etc.)

The noise people make when they rub their fingers on balloons.

The noise styrofoam makes when you rub it together.

The sound of somebody playing with silverware on a plate.

The sound of too much spit in someone's mouth when they talk.

The use of redundant statements like ATM Machine or PIN Number

The way people walk in flip flops.

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Things sticking out of drawers

Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to "press this number", umpteen times.

TV shows and commercials ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you into thinking the sound is coming from your house.

Uncomfortable chairs.

Unexpected company.

Unsolicited advice.

Used grocery bags that aren't folded correctly.

Using a napkin for eating messy food & leaving it on the table throughout the meal

Using speaker phones in public areas at work.

Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll

Using your finger as a gun.

Utility/Cable service people that don't show up on time.

Vulgar talk at the dinner table.

Waiters/waitress who put their fingers on the top of the glass (where you drink from) when they deliver it to you.

Waitors/waitresses with dirty fingernails.

Walking into spider webs.

Wasting food, like when a person takes a full plateful of food and then eat two bites.

Watching people put their contacts in.

Water running while brushing teeth.

Water stains on the cutlery (from the dishwasher).

Websites with horizontal scrolling.

Wet, dirty, stinky, slimy dishrags left in a heap in the bottom of the sink.

When a person makes a sucking noise with a straw when the cup becomes almost empty.

When a utility sends you a letter about a rate increase that opens with: "In order to serve you better."

When adults cuss in front of children.

When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee cups.

When drivers bring their car to the wrong side of the gas pump.

When ice cream drips out of the bottom of a sugar cone.

When I'm having a coversation with someone, & I'm in the middle of telling a story and some rude idiot comes walking up and starts a conversation with the person I'm talking to...as if I'm not even there!

When it's raining and you turn your car off before you turn the wipers off, and they stop in the middle of the windshield, so you turn the car back on, the wipers off, and then the car off.

When men you don't know very well at all assume it is okay to call you "hun" or "babe."

When other people sleep on my pillow.

When people are using armrests on both sides of you.

When people ask me for advice and do the opposite of what I tell them.

When people bite their nails in the dead of silence and you hear them eating it.

When people call me but are talking to someone else when I answer and I have to wait till they stop talking.

When people change the TV channel without asking

When people continue to stare after they ask you a question, as if they need you to expand more on your answer.

When people cough in front of you without covering their mouth.

When people don't clear the microwave numbers.

When people don't flush the toilet.

When people don't pick up their feet to walk and you hear the scuff... scuff... scuff.

When people don't rinse their dishes before they put them in the sink.

When people don't RSVP to an event.

When people don't send thank you notes.

When people inturrupt you.

When people leave the cap off the toothpaste.

When people put (sp?) after words when the spell check button is right there in front of them.

When people put the spoons/forks in the wrong section of the utensil separator.

When people refuse to be the decision maker about something simple (which restaurant to eat at, what movie to see, etc.).

When people say "What's up?" instead of saying "hi or hello".

When people say "you and I" when it should be "you and me".

When people say 'supposebly' instead of 'supposedly'.

When people say the word huge incorrectly by dropping the 'H' and pronouncing it Uge.

When people scratch their fingernails on a blackboard.

When people that say that they read something at a certain site but don't add the link.

When people trip over your their foot in the hallway and start running to pretend like they meant to do it.

When people use the word "literally" inappropriately. I.e. "I literally almost jumped out of my skin."

When shirts shrink in the dryer.

When somebody tosses something toward a garbage can, like they think they're a basketball star, then leave it on the ground after they miss!

When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room.

When someone blows their nose in your presence and then proceeds to look at what just filled their tissue/handkerchief.

When someone is giving a speech in class and they won't stop looking at you as they speak.

When someone is writing on a chalkboard and then they erase it to write something new, but they don't erase all of it, so you still see half of a letter here and there.

When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.

When someone starts to watch a show or movie in the middle of it and expect you to tell them what's happening.

When someone tries to talk to you when you have headphones on.

When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.

When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.

When the cashier gives you the change with the coins on top of the bills and for a moment you look like a fool jamming a large wad of cash into your pocket.

When the garbage man turns my can upside down after dumping MOST of the garbage in it into the garbage truck. I go to collect the can and when I turn it right side up, the remaining garbage spills out on the sidewalk.

When the host/hostess at a restaurant totally underestimates how long a wait there will be.

When the person who takes the last of something puts the empty package back.

When the string on the hood of your sweatshirt goes inside the hood.

When the tiolet paper roll is backwards.

When the tracking system for delivery isn't up-to-date.

When the waiter/waitress asks whether you want dessert, but smiles in a way that means she is clearly judging you.

When there are no hot dog buns left and you have to eat your hot dog on a folded piece of bread.

When those little hinges on the CD case break, and now you can't open and close it.

When you adjust the volume of the TV and the volume display blocks the subtitles during an important dialogue.

When you apply too much deodorant and you have to make a running-in-place type of motion.

When you are asleep at a hotel and the alarm clock goes off in the middle of the night because the person who was there before you set it and never turned it off.

When you are changing the TV channel and it goes black of a second before the channel comes up.

When you are hanging out with someone and they make plans to do something else right in front of you.

When you are trying to wax something, and you pull hard but nothing comes off and yet you still feel the pain.

When you ask for LOTS of ketchup and they give you only two or three packets.

When you bend over to pick something up and miss the object multiple times, and the final attempt is a violent grab as if to say it was the object's fault.

When you bite into a jelly bean and it's a different flavor than what you thought it was.

When you can't tell if someone is male or female.

When you find a really cute piece of clothing on the rack and they have like twenty in size XS, two in size 3X, and not a single one in your size.

When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation.

When you genuinely ask someone what's wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..."

When you get out of the pool and your bathing suit sticks to you and exposes your crotch.

When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on.

When you have to go to the bathroom really bad after getting out of the shower and you don't dry off all the way, making the toilet seat all slippery.

When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.

When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.

When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.

When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.

When you score a goal on yourself in foosball or air hockey.

When you sit down at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress spends time cleaning other tables, when there are lots of empty tables, instead of taking your order.

When you will be talking to someone, and their replies seem to be limited to "ya", "cool", and "ok".

When your eating something and a person will just steal a little bit of it.

When your spouse/roommate uses the butter to put on their toast, and leaves crumbs in the container.

When you're driving down the road and a cigarette butt comes out the window of a car in front of you and it bounces off your car.

When you're eating candy and someone asks if they can have a red one.

When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone.

When you're trying to walk in the mall and there's a kiosk and they hound you to try their cell phone service or whatever.

When you're wearing a hat, after a while it feels like it's not there. When you take it off, it feels like it's still there.

When you're with a group of people and you think nobody saw that you just tripped, and you think you're in the clear. But the one person who did see it points it out to everybody else.

Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"...

Whisteling out of tune.

Wobbly tables.

Women who are obviously bottle blondes who still blame their stupidity on being blonde, as in: “Oh, no! I’m having a blonde moment!”

Women who use PMS as an excuse to be bitchy.

Women who wear jewelry that clinks and clacks and makes noise when they're at their desk or keyboard. When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.

Women who wear too much perfume.

Yelling "drop it" the moment a conversation veers into an unwanted direction.

You know when you ask someone a simple, straightforward question and they spend ten solid minutes rambling on about everything in the world EXCEPT the answer to your simple, straightforward question? I hate that.